
Since When Is Pooping In The House OK?
February 28, 2008I have a little pug who seems to have forgotten his potty training. I put him out this morning like always, he went pee, then wanted in again. I’m thinking that maybe he doesn’t need to poop…
NOPE. He just couldn’t wait for his breakfast.
I fed him and went upstairs like I do everyday. Usually he needs to go out again sometime after breakfast once it works its way through the ‘pipes’ but today he needed to poop IMMEDIATELY after breakfast! I hear a little scratch at the door but by the time I got downstairs it was too late.
So pooping on the front door tile is good enough I s’pose in an emergency situation. You know, those times when you just need breakfast so bad because your evil people don’t feed you nearly enough, that going poop just comes second place. Then you realize, DAMN I gotta poop NOW! And poop inside the house. Oh well, I gave the people 2.7 seconds to get down here and open the door. They’re just not fast enough, lazy peoples.
Sorry Giggs, my bad. But next time no poop, no breakfast. Poop (outside) is now the fee for getting fed in the morning.





